This story takes place at a weird planet. This is no ordinary planet. Animals talk, walk, and hear just like humans. This story is about a young steer trying his best to fit in.
The clock struck 1 past midnight, dong, dong, when suddenly a noise came from the emergency room. "I can't take it. I can't take it," glared the young steer. "It hurts!" Then finally a baby steer came out, bawling. Sighing with relief, the young girl who was now a mommy, hugged the new born baby.
The baby steer, now adopted, fell in the loving care of the Wolf family. This steer, they named Hefier, grew use to the Wolf family as if they really were his parents. Soon after Hefier finally blended in with the family, Father Wolf died. Now Hefier and Mother Wolf were all alone in the big stone house. Mother Wolf tried t find a loving father but, in vain.
Finally mother Wolf found a gentleman. It was then 3 months before they got married. Now Hefier's name is Hefier Bighead. He seemed to like his new name.
That come to be months later after the wedding, Mr. Bighead made Hefier work and work. He also made him sleep in the laundry room because there wasn't enough bedrooms. He also took Hefier's fridge away, too. Hefier said, "No" about a thousand times. That's when Mr. Bighead's son, Wally, came in. Wally would beat up Hefier so many times you wouldn't believe it. Hefier lost 65 pounds working hard.
Princess Walabee announced that there would be a costume party at the palace. Who ever brings the best costume will win 2 tickets to Smellafornia. Hefier and Mother Wolf always wanted to go there before father Wolf died. Mr. Bighead and Wally always wanted to go, too. Before the party, Mother Bighead got a sudden surprise.
Finally, she got a clue of what was going on. She had to go to work because her boss had to get her registered for the party. It took longer than she thought and she was late for the party. She asked Mr. Bighead if he had any Gray Poopon. She took the Gray Poopon and covered herself with it. Now that was her costume since she was rushing to get to the party Hefier was very sad that he didn't get to go.
All of a sudden Hefier's Fairy God Fridge came blasting out of the icy world down below.
His Fairy God Fridge asked, "Do you want to go to the costume party?"
Hefier replied, "Yes!"
His Fairy God Fridge opened up his doors and glared. "Take the steak and 2 hot dogs." The Fairy God Fridge then said, "Eat!" So Hefier did. He turned into a steak and had 2 hot dogs for feet.
After that Hefier thanked him. Before Hefier went to the costume party, his Fairy God Fridge had warned him to be back before 12:01 or something bad would happen. Heifer then rushed to the costume party. He got there right before Princess Walabee announced the winner of the 2 tickets.
When she read part of the tickets, she threw it on the floor because she saw the big steak. Then she said that the winner of the tickets is the steak......Before she could finish, she was interrupted by the clock! It struck 12:00. Hefier knew he had to be home before 12:01 because the Fairy God Fridge said so. So he left running. Even though he couldn't run fast, he ran anyway. He finally reached his home but noticed he lost all of his hot dog shoes.
He turned back to normal right before his mom and stepfather came home.
When Wally came home he found one hot dog shoe. Princess Walabee had the other hot dog shoe. Princess Walabee decided to go all over the city.
Finally she came to the Bigheads. She tried Mr. and Mrs. Bighead. It didn't fit. She got to Wally and put the shoe on. It fit perfectly. Nobody knew why it fit him, but it did. Wally took the other one out. He put it on but it didn't fit!
After that Hefier asked nicely, "Can I try?" So he tried it and they both fit.
Then Princess Walabee said, "We've got a winner!" She then gave the tickets to Mr. Bighead.
After Princess Walabee left, Mr. Bighead and Wally were almost out the door when Mother Bighead took the tickets. She glared at him, "Hefier won it and you want to take them?!!?" She punched Mr. Bighead and threw Wall out the door. She said after that, "Hefier, I know what Wally and my OLD husband have been doing to you. And it isn't right. You and I are going to Smellafornia tomorrow. OK."
"Yes," Hefier said. She left Mr. Bighead that afternoon. Heifer and Mother
WOLF lived
happily ever after, after they went to Smellafornia.